[brooklyn, september 2008]
Woman 1: You know, I heard McDonald’s is making lattes now.
Woman 2: McDonald’s? (initially feigning contempt) Well that’s just...(face lights up) fantastic!
Woman 1: Isn’t it?! (with tremendous relief; leaning in conspiratorially) Now we don’t have to listen to jazz all day long!
Woman 2: I can start wearing heels again.
Woman 1: Read gossip magazines! (gleefully discards book )
Woman 2: Watch reality TV shows…
Woman 1: I like television!
Woman 2: I can’t really speak French.
Woman 1: I don’t know where Paraguay is!
Woman 2: Paraguay?
-Not "Lovin' It", Jennifer Byrne, 10/15/08
Woman 2: McDonald’s? (initially feigning contempt) Well that’s just...(face lights up) fantastic!
Woman 1: Isn’t it?! (with tremendous relief; leaning in conspiratorially) Now we don’t have to listen to jazz all day long!
Woman 1: Read gossip magazines! (gleefully discards book )
Woman 2: Watch reality TV shows…
Woman 1: I like television!
Woman 2: I can’t really speak French.
Woman 1: I don’t know where Paraguay is!
Woman 2: Paraguay?
-Not "Lovin' It", Jennifer Byrne, 10/15/08
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